Some schmucks pay over $100,000 for the original Super Mario Bros., a game you can buy on the eShop for five bucks
NOTE: The following piece is a work of satire. Talk about a financial blunder! A first-run, mint-condition sealed copy of the original Super Mario Bros. has gone for a record breaking $100,150 USD at an auction, which is the first six-figure price for a single collectible video game. But the…