Pokémon continues history of strong-arm capitalist showmanship with returning Pikachu Thanksgiving Parade Float
In a move straight out of ol’ Teddy Roosevelt’s playbook of gunboat diplomacy, the Pokémon Company has confirmed that a Pikachu float will be presented during the annual thing-you-put-on-in-the-background-to-ignore-your-relatives’-bickering known as the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, continuing a long line of tradition in displaying their totality of monetary and cultural…