There are many ways to resolve conflict — mediation, fistfighting, a complex dialectical process of reflection and understanding the existence of multiple truths — but we all know the best way to definitively handle moral quandaries is through Splatfests. The first post-launch Splatfest for Splatoon 3, “What would you bring to a deserted island,” launches tonight, with Team Gear, Team Grub, and Team Fun vying for dominance. To commemorate the occasion, the official Japanese Twitter account for the game has released art of Deep Cut with their respective choices on an island:
無人島に持っていくなら 道具か、食料か、ヒマつぶしか…。
道具があれば迫りくる危険を回避することもできるだろう。
しかし食料がなければ、動くことすらできないかもしれない。
いや、生活ができたからといって、娯楽なしには耐えられない。
うーん、何を選べばいいのかわからなくなってきたぞ…。 pic.twitter.com/ajtdEooIiG— Splatoon（スプラトゥーン） (@SplatoonJP) September 21, 2022
Do you think they’d share and survive longer together? I certainly hope so. But in the inky-drenched world of squid and octos, it’s sink or swim. The Splatfest runs from today, September 23rd, at 5 p.m. PT through Sunday, September 25th, at 5 p.m. PT — for 48 hours in total. Good luck, squid kids and octo adults!
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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti
A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.
