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“Oh, Nintendo, they’re so family friendly.” Fools. Maybe the squeaky clean company of the ’80s that refused to have even a hint of a cross in their localized games counts, but in recent years the company has become a den of harlots. First they publish Bayonetta, then comes Fire Emblem featuring player insert marriage, and now… a plumber’s nipples. In promotional fan art! I’m clutching my pearls as I type! Which makes typing very difficult, in fact!



This is, of course, not the first time the degenerate Nintendo has put Mario’s mammaries on full display for all to see — in fact, they were first prominently featured in Super Mario Odyssey, when the internet first went wild for the plumber’s pair. And now they’re once again in FULL VIEW. They did this last year too! Do they have no sense of shame? Pride? Dignity? 

In fact, think of how many Nintendo protagonists are not merely topless but outright naked. Kirby? Exposed for all the world to see. Yoshi? Bootsies do not hide his body. Donkey Kong? The tie may be classy, but he’s bearing it all otherwise. The only one who seems to be properly dressed is Fox McCloud, a standup guy who the internet has always been normal about. Surely there’s nothing debaucherous about him out there. 



Via: Nintendo Life


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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti

A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.