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I despise going to the dentist for a multitude of reasons, but something tells me this batch of spirits is all about it. Just look at all those shiny teeth staring back at you! Some are sharp, some are square, but every last one of them is looking unfathomably pristine.

I don’t know what kind of care and maintenance Donkey Kong is getting on his banana slamas, but I don’t think being a fighter helps. Too many hits to the jaw and none of these characters will be looking so good.

You can try and crown these characters when the shiny teeth Spirit Board event runs this weekend, beginning Friday November 5th.

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Written by Ricky Berg

When he isn’t writing for Nintendo Wire, Ricky’s anticipating the next Kirby, Fire Emblem, or if the stars ever align, Mother 3 to be released. Till then he’ll have the warm comfort of Super Smash Bros. to keep him going.