Right on the heels of Valentine’s Day, Splatoon 2 is about to potentially make things awkward with your boo. It’s cash versus care, affluence versus affection, cold hard versus warm heart! That’s right: Money versus Love is coming to Inkopolis Square.

It’s easy to see the appeal in both, but this is one of the first Splatfests I’ve been genuinely split over. Both of these things are described as making the world go round, what am I supposed to do with that?! It might take seeing what Pearl and Marina have to say about these opposing forces of human desire to win me over, but I’ll definitely be making time to settle the score once February 16th comes around.

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Written by Ricky Berg

When he isn’t writing for Nintendo Wire, Ricky’s anticipating the next Kirby, Fire Emblem, or if the stars ever align, Mother 3 to be released. Till then he’ll have the warm comfort of Super Smash Bros. to keep him going.

Ricky Berg