It’s time for everybody’s favorite Spring holiday — where we celebrate the resurrection of Mario after three days and his ascension to heaven. Wait, I might be mixing something up. Eh, I’m sure it’s not important. Anyway, here are some fun things you can do to celebrate Mar10 day!
- • Bash your head and/or fist against some bricks
- • Leave banana peels on the road
- • Fight a turtle
- • Fix the drip in your leaky sink that’s been bothering you for months
- • Instill an inferiority complex in your younger sibling
- • Start growing a mustache
- • Make articles or funny videos online pointing out how weird Mario is like LOL the mushrooms are drugs LMAO isn’t that FUNNY
- • Eat mushrooms (the non-psychogenic kind)
- • Play combat soccer
- • Attach aerosol spray and a lighter to your hand (it will be so sick we promise)
- • Buy Super Mario 3D All Stars — oh wait
- • Follow Mario’s example and overthrow the monarchy
- • Wear yellow and/or purple and pretend to be an evil version of yourself
- • Speak only in ‘wahoo’ and ‘oof’
- • Half-A press into a parallel universe
- • Whistle until you warp to a land three worlds away (Nebraska)
- • Continue to live in fear of what Chris Pratt’s Mario voice will be like
- • I’m serious about the monarchy thing. Gather your comrades! The time for revolution is nigh! Lavoratori del mondo unitevi!
- • Jump
That should keep you busy for a bit! Enjoy the Mar10 festivities everyone! And I guess play some actual video games, too, if you want.
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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti
A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.
