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It’s time for everybody’s favorite Spring holiday — where we celebrate the resurrection of Mario after three days and his ascension to heaven. Wait, I might be mixing something up. Eh, I’m sure it’s not important. Anyway, here are some fun things you can do to celebrate Mar10 day!


  • • Bash your head and/or fist against some bricks
  • • Leave banana peels on the road
  • • Fight a turtle
  • • Fix the drip in your leaky sink that’s been bothering you for months
  • • Instill an inferiority complex in your younger sibling
  • • Start growing a mustache
  • • Make articles or funny videos online pointing out how weird Mario is like LOL the mushrooms are drugs LMAO isn’t that FUNNY
  • • Eat mushrooms (the non-psychogenic kind)
  • • Play combat soccer
  • • Attach aerosol spray and a lighter to your hand (it will be so sick we promise)
  • • Buy Super Mario 3D All Stars — oh wait
  • • Follow Mario’s example and overthrow the monarchy
  • • Wear yellow and/or purple and pretend to be an evil version of yourself
  • • Speak only in ‘wahoo’ and ‘oof’
  • • Half-A press into a parallel universe
  • • Whistle until you warp to a land three worlds away (Nebraska)
  • • Continue to live in fear of what Chris Pratt’s Mario voice will be like
  • • I’m serious about the monarchy thing. Gather your comrades! The time for revolution is nigh! Lavoratori del mondo unitevi! 
  • • Jump


That should keep you busy for a bit! Enjoy the Mar10 festivities everyone! And I guess play some actual video games, too, if you want.


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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti

A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.