swordlegend96 is a millenia-old warrior, poet, and philosopher from the Deeps of Ghanem.

Born of lightning, chaos, and a need for 60 frames per second, swordlegend96 emerged from the deep with only two things: a rad samurai sword and a desire for justice. He’s crossed Hyrule, Zebes, Archanea, Dream Land, and Sesame Street in his quest for all that is good and holy. He is most definitely not a split personality of one Benjamin Aaron Fruzzetti created in a freak accident involving gamer-branded food, a low-end RAM chip, and a book titled “that’s not how dissociative-identity disorder works, you moron”.

swordlegend96 fancies himself a perfect being, equally wise, pure, righteous, mighty, honorable, and dignified. He has 100%ed over 130 games in his library with the finesse and prowess of a sommelier of play. His opinions are nuanced, critical, and discerning, meaning his opinions are always made with the greatest amount of objectivity possible. His favorite titles include Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Star Fox Adventures, and of course Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, a game which he has described as “a triumph of artistry, emotion, and game design… broseph.