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We all want to occasionally sink into the plush upholstery of our living room and fall into ataraxic bliss, forgetting the world that exists outside and reveling in our own turgidity. And now here exists the perfect Pokémon-themed item of such languidness: a Slowpoke bead sofa.



Emblazoned with the Pokémon’s bright pink and dopey face, the bead sofa even includes an iconic Slowpoke tail coming out of the back. It’s perhaps the second most perfect Pokémon to theme such a product after (after Snorlax, who already has one). Slowpoke joins Snorlax, Gengar, Rowlet, and Ditto in the Pokémon bead sofas that have been released.

The bead sofa goes for a whole ¥28,400 (about $200 at current exchange). No word on a release outside of Japan yet, so this may have to be a luxury import if you want one. 


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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti

A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.