The second Sonic The Hedgehog movie is only a month and a half away, so you know what time it is — merchandise tie-in time! Yay! Don’t you love spending money, you consumerist harlot? I know you do; I can see the Sonic-branded GFuel in your pantry right now. Fortunately, Jakks Pacific is here to provide the products that you (or more likely, your children/other young’uns in your life) crave. And it’s a lot of products. The list includes the following:
- Poseable figurines of Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Dr. Robotnik ($9.99 each)
- 9-inch plushies for Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles ($9.99 each)
- 13-inch Sonic plushie (Target exclusive, $19.99)
- Sonic Speed RC set ($39.99)
- Tornado Biplane Playset (Walmart exclusive, $19.99)
- Scaleable figures of Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik, and a Buzz Bomber (Target exclusive, $19.99)
- Sonic costume for Toddlers ($18.99)
- Basic Sonic Costume ($15.99)
- Classic Sonic and Tails Costumes ($19.99 each)
- Sonic Dress Costume ($34.99)
- Sonic Deluxe Costume ($34.99)
- Sonic Accessory Kit ($19.99)
- Sonic Adult Unisex Jumpsuit ($49.99)
- Hooded Jumpsuits ($19.99)
See? Look at all that… stuff. Don’t you feel the burning, unquenchable desire to spend your money earned through demeaning labor on plastic goods? Then let loose! Feed the beast of the capitalist economy that preys upon our very society while also providing its foundation, like an ouroboros of money!
Ahem. Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (the movie) releases April 8th.
Source: Jakks Pacific press
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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti
A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.
