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If you’re in the perpetual limbo of wondering when Microsoft and Rare will finally make another Conker game, then hopefully this will tide you over — a collectible figure of our favorite drunken sleaze-ball squirrel upon his throne of decadence, brought to you by Youtooz. Honestly, the statue is pretty innocuous by Conker standards — he grins like a kid’s cartoon hero happily on his throne, a glass of clear liquid in hand (you could pass it off as water to whoever’s asking, but we know what kind of drink is really in there), and just overall soft and round-looking. 



The statue is quite affordable too, at only $29.99 — cheaper than pretty much any non-Funko Pop figure, and much more unique looking than those. You can pre-order it today from the Rare shop. It’s expected to release in June of this year.


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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti

A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.