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Update (10/27/21/): Forget about the waitlist! You can order your Sonic-themed PARTY PUNCH from G FUEL today for $35.99.

 


 

Have you ever stayed up too late GAMING? Need a little extra BOOST to SPEED UP your thumbs? Do you need SWEET RELEASE from the EXISTENTIAL CRISES that plague your WAKING THOUGHTS? Well GFUEL has the energy powder for you gamers and gamerlettes out there! Introducing the Sonic the Hedgehog-inspired PARTY PUNCH flavor! Gotta go fast!

 

 

This SUGARFREE energy formula is guaranteed to give you the ENERGY, FOCUS, ENDURANCE, AND REACTION SPEED necessary to blaze through games and temporarily escape from the overwhelming brutality of NINE TO FIVE JOBS. You can join the GFUEL WAITLIST right now to see when it’ll become available — even though SONIC never waits for ANYTHING. GAME ON! 

 

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Written by Amelia Fruzzetti

A writer and Nintendo fan based in Seattle, Washington. When not working for NinWire, she can be found eating pasta, writing stories, and wondering about when Mother 3 is finally going to get an official localization.