The Great Mighty Poo statue from First 4 Figures is up for pre-order – And yes, it sings.

Prepare yourselves for a trip down memory lane as First 4 Figures has opened pre-orders for its crappiest statue yet, The Great Mighty Poo!

For those who aren’t as old and tired as me, The Great Mighty Poo serves as one of Conker’s Bad Fur Day’s most memorable boss battles, where players encounter an enormous, opera-singing, and feces-flinging pile of excrement. As odd as it may sound, his tune still pops up in my head at least once a month.

There are three versions of this statue that you can order right now, all with slightly different features:

Definitive Edition – $629.99 – 

• Conker’s Bad Fur Day – The Great Mighty Poo resin painted statue
• Pose inspired by the boss battle in Conker’s Bad Fur Day
• Limited Edition Numbering
• Authentication Card
• Sound function inside to play Mighty Poo song
• Interchangeable right arm holding a sweet corn
• Interchangeable left arm holding a P.O.S.
• Additional sweet corn that can be moved from hand to mouth
• Additional sweet corn with no mouth
• Extra Conker with different pose and expression
• (One) 1 separate mini standing base for Conker
• (Two) 2 interchangeable uvulas (with/without toilet paper)
• (Two) 2 speech bubbles that can be displayed on base or on stand

Exclusive Edition – $529.99 (Does not sing)

• Conker’s Bad Fur Day – The Great Mighty Poo resin painted statue
• Pose inspired by the boss battle in Conker’s Bad Fur Day
• Limited Edition Numbering
• Authentication Card
• Interchangeable right arm holding a sweet corn
• Interchangeable left arm holding a P.O.S.
• Additional sweet corn that can be moved from hand to mouth

Standard Edition: $499.99 (Does not sing)

• Conker’s Bad Fur Day – The Great Mighty Poo resin painted statue
• Pose inspired by the boss battle in Conker’s Bad Fur Day
• Limited Edition Numbering
• Authentication Card

Preorders are set to open now!

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